hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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