She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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