It's Friday. Sex?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Randomize
