at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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