You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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