GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
