The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
The ass gains better be worth it
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