Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Randomize
