The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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