Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was born a porn star she said
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
