im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
The feeling are messing with the penis
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Someone signed my nipple.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
