do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
A+ Viking dick
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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