should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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