i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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