I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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