3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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