unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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