She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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