What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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