yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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