I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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