even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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