I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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