we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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