I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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