So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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