Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
