No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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