hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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