It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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