The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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