1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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