I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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