Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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