why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I didn't notice because vodka
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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