she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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