I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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