no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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