Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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