i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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