normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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