I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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