I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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