shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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