Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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