Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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