I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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