Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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