i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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