My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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